Saturday Special

I Don't Think It's An Emergency, But...

Fictional scenarios broken into structured dispatch challenges. Five Saturday Specials so far. Campy framing, genuine thinking.

Newest drop first · Built for weekend deployment

Same core idea as Before the Call, just with more weirdness on purpose. Every scenario is fictional. The operational friction is not.

#005
Saturday Special #005 · Post-splashdown medical anomaly · Federal coordination problem
Cosmic Ray Exposure — Artemis IV
San Diego, California · Quarantine calls, evolving medical classification, and a dispatch floor trying to decide what to send when the astronauts come back different.
Call Classification Federal Coordination Information Handoff Duty to Act Records Management
NewestCampy by Design
#004
Saturday Special #004 · Excavation weirdness · Infrastructure headache
Subterranean Eminent Domain
A roadway folds under a construction crew, the excavator disappears, and the problem quickly stops fitting any normal dispatch box you have available.
Infrastructure Failure Unknown Hazard Scene Access Resource Management Call Classification
#003
Saturday Special #003 · Multi-call event · Scene safety in a city with a branding problem
The Dead Walk in New Raccoon City
Fifteen subjects in the roadway. One biting incident confirmed. Four genuine dispatch problems, zero pulse on the subjects.
Caller Credibility Multi-Call Event Dispatch Coding Scene Safety Escalation
#002
Saturday Special #002 · Public panic · Animal-control confusion
Puyallup Tiger Escape
River Road near Puyallup · A tiger is reportedly loose, the callers are certain, and the dispatch problem is very real whether the tiger is or not.
Public Rumor Call Triage Perimeter Management Animal Control Media Noise
#001
Saturday Special #001 · Internal advisory · Containment failure with obvious liability implications
Velociraptor Containment Failure
An InGen internal dispatch advisory. Three velociraptors unaccounted for. Four genuine dispatch problems, one deeply implausible delivery mechanism.
Containment Failure Agency Coordination Active Threat Call Triage Weekend Chaos

Use them as a shift opener, a quick team discussion, or a low-friction training block when you want people thinking without dropping another real-world mass casualty on them before lunch.