I Don't Think It's An Emergency, But...  ·  Saturday Special  ·  #001
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DOCUMENT TYPE: Incident Debrief / Dispatch Advisory
CLEARANCE: Operations Staff, Comms, Anyone Nearby
INCIDENT REF: INC-1993-07-12-RAPTOR-03
PREPARED BY: Site Operations, Isla Nublar
DATE: July 12, 1993
STATUS: CONTAINMENT FAILURE — ONGOING
InGen Site Safety Record
000
days since last velociraptor incident
* Counter resets automatically upon confirmed containment failure
ACTIVE INCIDENT
Containment Failure — Isla Nublar, Sector 7

Velociraptor Escape
(and also, apparently, your jurisdiction now)

Saturday Special  ·  A thought exercise in the most reasonable possible scenario

At approximately 0217 hours, the primary raptor containment paddock in Sector 7 experienced a catastrophic breach of entirely unforeseeable origin. Three Velociraptor antirrhopus — designated Alpha, Beta, and the one they call Blue — exited the enclosure and have not been located.

Per standing agreement with local authorities, InGen has notified your dispatch center. The first caller of the evening has just reported — direct transcript — "I don't think it's an emergency, but there's something in my yard that is definitely not a turkey."

It is not a turkey.

Below are four questions your fully prepared and protocol-equipped dispatch center will now need to answer. Think them through. They're more interesting than they look. And yes, they translate to calls you've actually taken — but we're not going to make a big deal out of that right now.

It's Saturday. The raptors are out. Let's go.

Dispatch Thought Exercise — Four Questions
So. What do you do?
Click each one when you're ready. There are no wrong answers. There are, however, raptors.

Fish & Wildlife has a partial claim. Animal Control has a partial claim. Law Enforcement has a partial claim. InGen has a business card and a lawyer. None of them have a velociraptor protocol.

So you're on the phone with a caller, three agencies are technically relevant, and the animal in question has already demonstrated the ability to operate a door handle. The question isn't really about prehistoric reptiles — it's about what you do when the call arrives and nobody's lane is obvious.

For the record: the raptors did eventually enter a commercial kitchen. Animal Control was not equipped for this. The chef was fine. Mostly.

InGen Guidance In the event of ambiguous jurisdictional responsibility, InGen recommends contacting all relevant agencies simultaneously and allowing them to sort it out amongst themselves while you focus on the caller. This has not worked previously but remains our official position.

Your system does not have a velociraptor CFS code. Stunning development. So you'll be picking the closest available option and supplementing with notes. The question is: which CFS code do you pick, and does it result in the right level of response?

The notes field is where the actual story goes. Units need to know what they're walking into even when the code doesn't fully cover it. "Large unknown reptile. Caller states it opened the shed door by itself. Advise units to approach with confidence and avoid eye contact." That's a note.

Also worth considering: is this one call or is it about to become several? Alpha has been spotted near the visitor center. Beta's whereabouts are unknown. Blue is classified.

InGen Guidance InGen suggests the CFS code for "suspicious circumstances" with a priority elevation to "extremely suspicious circumstances, large teeth." We acknowledge this code does not exist. We are looking into it.

The calm caller is somehow more unsettling than the screaming one. He's not panicking. He's not asking you to hurry. He's just very quietly giving you his address and full name, and he says "I've had a good run, honestly."

You have four other calls holding. Two of them are about raptors. One of them is definitely not about raptors but the caller is very insistent. The question is whether you stay with the man in the bathroom, who seems fine, or move on to the calls that seem more urgent.

He is not fine. He is in a bathroom. There is a velociraptor outside the door. "Fine" is a performance he is giving for your benefit and possibly his own.

Keep him talking. Get his exact location. The raptors can wait thirty more seconds. The man cannot.

InGen Guidance Standard bathroom doors are not rated for velociraptor ingress. We are aware. This is on the list. The list is long.

It's 0600. Three raptors are still unaccounted for. There are several active CAD events. The man in the bathroom is okay — he got out through a window, which InGen will be adding to the official after-action as a "recommended egress technique."

Your relief is standing there with a coffee. They look well-rested. They have no idea.

The briefing question is real: what do you actually hand off, in what order, and how do you convey the tone of a night that started normal and became whatever this was? The facts are one thing. The texture of a shift is another. Good handoffs communicate both.

Also: do you warn them about Blue specifically, or do you let Blue be a surprise? We're asking genuinely. We don't know where Blue is.

InGen Guidance InGen recommends a thorough and unhurried handoff brief. We also recommend mentioning Blue. Definitely mention Blue.
A note from InGen Site Operations InGen Corporation accepts no liability for jurisdictional confusion, unanticipated CFS code gaps, or any property damage sustained by bathroom doors during the course of this exercise. We wish to remind all dispatch personnel that the animals are highly intelligent, capable of coordinated problem-solving, and have been observed both opening doors and holding sustained eye contact in a way that several staff have described as "unsettling on a personal level." Please review your Knox Box procedures accordingly. We look forward to a productive debrief once the situation is resolved. The situation will be resolved shortly. We are very confident about this.
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